Arkham Rat: The Bat is Dead

The Bat is dead…

By Mr. J


The Bat is dead.

The Bat is dead.

Ding. Dong. The Bat is dead.



You’d think I’d be happy, all of you pasty faced twits out there would think this is exactly what I want.

I may put on a smile. Hahahaaaa. But’s it’s a forced smile. Literally. I can’t move my lips any other way.

Ah hahahaaaa

My greatest nemesis. My first true foe has passed from this life. And, it kills me a little, way deep down inside. We duked it out on the small screen with wacky hand buzzers and exploding fish.





No Dark Knight or Dynamic Duo will be as good as the first to wear the cape and cowl. Though it pains me to say it… Adam West, you were my greatest foe, and my life means a little less without you in it. May you Rest In Peace.

The Joker


Disclaimer: As the author to this I want to point out it is a work of fiction and is my way of trying to honor the great Adam West in the way I think the joker would. I hold this man in the highest regard as one of the truly great interpretations of the Dark Knight. I hope his Bat Signal burns just as bright, in this world and the next.

Rest In Peace Adam West. You will be missed.

“Go then, there are other worlds than these.” –Stephen King

Poem a Day: Carrie Fisher


A geek’s first love,
Far, far, away,
In the stars up above,
She has gone to stay.


Her mind works like mine,
Always at odds with itself,
It’s the way divine,
No this way, all for myself.


I never met you,
You probably wouldn’t care,
I don’t know how to say I love you,
My face lost in the glare.


May the force be with you,
I think I need a tissue.

***Author’s Note***

In memory of Princess Leia. May the Force guide you home.